Three months on from my last post, now working from home full time (when I’m not ill), and society is still pretty-much locked down (until Boris opens everything up too quickly again and another 120,000 people die). Had my first Covid jab yesterday (the Pfizer one), and plans are still being made for getting out of this (as Sideshow Bob would put it) “pee-pee-soaked heck-hole” once and for all.

Am astonished people still look at this blog for reference (and nicking stuff I’ve previously uploaded). May take it down at some point (or at least continue it when I’ve moved on and settled down again).


Haven’t written since May, but my god – what a shit of a year it’s been. Furloughed from work for five months, made to quarantine twice as a precaution – shops shut, businesses closed down, tens of thousands dead, Government completely incapable of getting anything right …

… the only light at the end of the tunnel comes in the form of the Pfizer (and other) vaccines which are beginning to slowly roll out. I’m aware that the Government are highly capable of fucking-up something with regard to that, but for the sake of mankind let’s hope the hell not.

Look after yourselves over this less-than-usually-indulgent season. Stay safe, stay warm, stay as socially distanced as you can, and wear a damn mask!

Over and out.

Apple iPhone X 64GB Space Grey Unboxing

It’s taken a while, and although I’ve loved my iPhone 7 Plus, upgrade time has finally come around.  Now I know there are gonna be two or three new iPhones next week, but the monthly charge of those on a UK cellphone contract would have been astronomical.  Made perfect sense to upgrade to an X now (skipping the 8 completely), and then in between one and two years’ time, I have the option of upgrading for free (again) to whatever is the latest phone at that particular time.

I unboxed the phone this morning, but I don’t want to use it yet as I’m still waiting for a soft cover to arrived for it, so I haven’t even switched it on yet!  As usual, you can click on each picture a couple of times for a larger image.  I’ve edited them in Photoshop to make the physical file size a lot smaller.  Also airbrushed out a lot of anomalies.  The pics were taken with my old iPhone 7 Plus, which is currently on eBay until tomorrow.

Aphex Twin – Collapse EP Unveiled

So THAT’S what the strange Aphex logos were about!

Warp have just announced Aphex’s Twin’s new Collapse EP.  Collapse indeed.  Once the pre-orders were announced, the internet collapsed.  Bleep Store went down, Warp went down, and Twitter and Facebook went into a frenzied meltdown.

After a two hour wait, refreshing, cursing, pacing, refreshing, cursing (repeat to fade), FINALLY got confirmation that my order for a cassette had been successful.

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The EP is available on a limited “Procede Heliophore Silver Foil Sleeve with download card insert – only one per customer.  There’s also a standard vinyl EP, CD in a 4-panel wallet and the cassette.  FLAC and 24-bit WAV downloads are also available.

  1. T69 Collapse
  2. 1st 44
  3. MT1 t29r2
  4. abundance10edit[2 R8’s, FZ20m & a 909]
  5. pthex

Released on 14 September 2018.

Aphex Twin mystery Poster at London’s Elephant & Castle Underground Station

I took a quick jaunt on the Tube to Elephant & Castle to have a look at the Aphex Twin poster that popped up sometime over the weekend and was driving social media nuts with speculation.

I wanted to get a long-shot of the tunnel with both posters in the same picture, but there was someone sleeping in the corner and didn’t want to ruin it!

No idea what it’s meant to depict, but rumours persist of new material in the form of an album, or maybe live dates etc.

Watch this space.

ODOROID-GO Unpacking Photos

Odroid-GO is a miniature handheld game kit, basically.  Now celebrating its 10th anniversary, a special board has been produced together with all the parts you need to snap together your very own handheld games console.  Not just a fun assembly project, but also a quite serious educational tool to learn all about the hardware and software that goes into building such a device.

Games can be downloaded from various sources online and stored on a (not included) micro-SD card (8GB or greater).  The emulator supports Game Boy, Game Boy Colour, Game Gear, NES and Sega Master System.

Here’s some photos of the unpacking and individual parts:


The quality is very good indeed.  The package includes the 10th Anniversary ODROID-GO board, front and back enclosures, 2.4″ LCD display, four rubber buttons, a half-watt 8 ohm speaker, 10-pin male header, 10 screws, an LCD window, set of buttons, micro USB cable and a 1200mAh Li-ion battery.  All housed in a sturdy card box with more ziplock bags and pieces of bubble wrap than you can shake a stick at.

With VAT, the ODROID-GO will cost you a bit over forty quid.  Delivery was within a couple of days – not bad at all really.

The website has full assembly instructions, and the Good Doc Andrew Armstrong has an excellent ‘BackOffice’ video over at YouTube – well worth a look.

You can buy your own ODROID-GO here.

Pet Shop Boys – final ‘Catalogue’ releases announced.

Pet Shop Boys have announced the last set of ‘Catalogue’ reissues, ‘Behaviour’, ‘Very’ and ‘Bilingual’.  The albums are released on CD and download.  Remastered original albums are also available on heavyweight vinyl.


Being Boring
This Must Be The Place I Waited Years To Leave
To Face The Truth
How Can You Expect To Be Taken Seriously?
Only The Wind
My October Symphony
So Hard
The End of The World


It Must Be Obvious
So Hard (Extended Dance Mix)
Being Boring (Extended Mix)
Bet She’s Not Your Girlfriend
We All Feel Better In The Dark (Extended Mix)
Where The Streets Have No Name (I Can’t Take My Eyes Off You) (Extended Mix)
Jealousy (Extended Version)
Generic Jingle (Previously Unreleased)
DJ Culture (Extended Mix)
Was It Worth It? (Twelve-Inch Mix)
Music For Boys (Ambient Mix)
DJ Culture (Seven-Inch Mix)



Can You Forgive Her?
I Wouldn’t Normally Do This Kind of Thing
A Different Point of View
Dreaming of The Queen
Yesterday, When I Was Mad
The Theatre
One and One Make Five
To Speak is a Sin
Young Offender
Go West


Go West (1992 Twelve-Inch Mix)
Forever in Love
Confidential (Demo for Tina)
Hey, Headmaster
Too Many People
I Wouldn’t Normally Do This Kind of Thing (Seven-Inch Version)
Violence (Haçienda Version)
Falling (Demo for Kylie)
If Love Were All
Absolutely Fabulous (Single Version)
Some Speculation
Yesterday, When I Was Mad (Single Version)
Girls and Boys (Live in Rio



Se a Vida é (That’s The Way Life Is)
It Always Comes as a Surprise
A Red Letter Day
Up Against It
The Survivors
To Step Aside
Saturday Night Forever


Paninaro ’95
In The Night (1995)
The Truck-Driver And His Mate
Hit and Miss
How I Learned To Hate Rock ‘n’ Roll
Delusions of Grandeur
Discoteca (Single Version) (Previously Unreleased)
The Calm Before the Storm
Discoteca (New Version)
The Boy Who Couldn’t Keep His Clothes On
A Red Letter Day (Expanded Single Version)
The View From Your Balcony
Disco Potential
Somewhere (Extended Mix)

All albums released on 31 August.